Cybertruck Laugh of the Day [⚠️ WARNING: NO POLITICS; MEMBERS BANNED]

[richpike]

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[shopaholic]

It’s amazing what people do for clicks and 10 seconds of fame!

 

[Noplacelikeloam]

Idk how much Tesla is paying you to be a brand ambassador, but it’s not enough. You’re working overtime. Nice flex on the bike. It’s genuinely cool to me that you’re using the CT as a truck, loading up to max payload with logs that you cut; I bet 95% of the people who buy one do t use it as a truck, so I respect that. I’ve never had a need to load that many logs in my truck before and likely never will, but if I did, I would use a trailer and my truck could do it no problem. Anyways, I’m happy you like your CT, it’s a cool truck (just like the R1T) and it sounds like it fits your use case perfectly. The sloped roof and high bedsides are deal breakers for me personally, but keep the shiny side up and enjoy the CT.

edit: don’t forget to vote for Papa Elon’s $56B pay package, he deserves it after firing all of those employees.

The bike argument is not a flex. Go to any MTB group ride and youll see any number of Tacoma's shuttling 30-50K of MTB bikes on the back all day long. I have had 30K of bikes in the back of my R1T. You need the right lock and a bit of common sense, but it does kind of suck you cant walk away without the fear of god in you.

The real question is how you secure your said 7K bike without it rolling around back there?

 

[COdogman]

https://insideevs.com/news/723427/t...s have told,in some cases, completely failing.

Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Reportedly Halted Due To Safety Issue

Tesla employees have told buyers that the current hold is due to a faulty windshield wiper motor.

 

[Rivian Head]

CT run rate is now up to 1300 per week, Tesla executives say soon will be ramping up to 2500/ week. That’s over 130,000 CT per year. What is R1T weekly run rate after 3 years into production? Anybody know?

 

[TollKeeper]

Wonder what the story on this one is...

 

[Chrisy]

If the pic is true I am very concerned about that there is no crumpling visual.
The impact was strong enough to rip wheels off but zero crumpling on the front? A-pillars straight as delivered...
Killdozer effect

 

[doit82]

Wonder what the story on this one is...

AI?

 

[TollKeeper]

AI?

No idea really... I did a google picture search, and no articles came up for it.. It was shared on another ICE forum I am on.

 

[doit82]

No idea really... I did a google picture search, and no articles came up for it.. It was shared on another ICE forum I am on.

ah, im guessing AI based on the lack of reverse image search results and some image inconsistencies. For example the right rear wheel looks very strange on the far truck but there is no damage around that area.

 

[NitroNick]

No side mirrors either.

 

[COdogman]

It does have that AI look to it.

As long as no humans were injured I am all for real CT on CT crime....

 

[Chewy734]

 

[madgrey]

This Man Is Live-Tweeting the Tesla Cybertruck's Downfall - from Road and Track:
https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a61159263/tesla-cybertruck-breakdown-twitter/

 

[Acoustic71]

I hate to say it, but I saw TWO brand new CyberPhuqTrucks today in Lincoln City, OR. Then I remembered…. It’s Trash Day!

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