moosehead
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Bill calls into work to tell his boss he will be out sick today. He tells him he has a wheezing cough, sore throat, and an upset stomach.
His boss says OK, but to maybe try something first that always works for him. He goes to his wife and asks her for sex. That always seems to make him feel better.
So Bill gives it a try, and sure enough two hours later calls his boss to tell him his idea worked wonders and he’ll be at work shortly.
Before he hangs up, Bill says, “BTW boss, you got a really nice house!”
His boss says OK, but to maybe try something first that always works for him. He goes to his wife and asks her for sex. That always seems to make him feel better.
So Bill gives it a try, and sure enough two hours later calls his boss to tell him his idea worked wonders and he’ll be at work shortly.
Before he hangs up, Bill says, “BTW boss, you got a really nice house!”
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