E.S.
Well-Known Member
I can just imagine the bears -Can you you imagine you're deep in the woods, enjoying nature, and suddenly, from an adjacent campsite you hear the mechanical whir of a powerful coffee grinder cutting through the silence? Moments later you hear the screech of milk being steamed!
Bear #1: "WtF was that?!"
Bear #2: "Aww crap!" *shaking its head*
Bear #1: "What, WHAT??!!"
Bear #2: "Those stupid h00mans are opening a Starbucks in the woods!"
Bear#1: "Aww hellz naw!" *grabs a tree trunk* "Time to go mutha nature on some of these fools"
(don't ask. Some days I just have too much time on my hands lol)
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