I imagine The Count has much higher "vampire" drain than the rest of us.
I second UnsungZero's comment. I recommend The Count start using a battery tender/desulfator now to increase the odds of surviving 32 days without a dead battery.
I use a 2 amp version connected through my OBDII port and...
You don't specifically say it in your post, so for clarification, did you press the "Start Charging" button in the Tesla app after selecting the station, and before plugging in?
If not, then it defaults to Rivian control.
For what it's worth, I tested sending a planned route from Google Maps, and this is still working. Of course you'll have to start over with your planning.
Here's a good place to start. EVSE review.
I've been using a basic $320 Grizzl-e for 5 years and it's been an excellent, reliable charger. I got $150 of that purchase price back as a rebate from my electric utility.
The charger is not internet connected, but Ive never needed that feature. The...
This is a long shot, but I've had the fob show up with a good battery in the keys page, but the battery was actually almost drained. You may try a battery replacement just to rule that out. I say this is a long shot because if the signal is strong enough for the doors, it should be for the frunk...
You might not get an answer until Monday, but what about contacting the National Zoo or local animal control for suggestions on luring out the snake?
If anyone suggests releasing mice in the car, get another opinion. 🙂
I am connecting through the OBDII port (2 amp trickle/desulfater) In a separate post from a few months ago I reported the significant reduction in vampire drain after the car was unused over 8 days. At least for me, this system works.